Title: Audit This!
Genres: Contemporary, Erotic Romance, Humor
Publisher URL Changeling Press – Erotic Fiction
When government tax auditor Nick finds himself obsessed with the work of erotic romance author Khloe Matters, there’s only one thing to do. Audit her! But getting a closer look at the sexy author in her own home just makes him switch his obsession from the writing to the writer.
When he accompanies her to a writers’ festival, things heat up in a hurry. Neither of them is being entirely honest, and as the weekend progresses so does the hilariously tangled webs of deceit as each of them seeks to further their own agenda.
Okay, to hell with being a gentleman and taking it slow. Unbelievable as it seemed, Khloe Matters was definitely trying to seduce him, and he certainly wasn’t going to hurt her feelings by not cooperating.
“Damn right I am.” He slid both arms around her, pulling her tight against him while he opened his lips to plunder the sweet depths of her mouth. Oh, yeah. This was definitely going to be a weekend to remember.
“Mmmm.” Khloe swayed against him, her soft belly pushing against the hard length of his cock. It was all he could do not to take her right there on the floor. It had been a long time since he’d reacted like this to the presence of a woman in a hotel room.
He kissed his way from her lips to her earlobe, reveling in the silky soft texture of her skin. She smelled so clean, as if she’d spent the day wandering in one of the flower-covered fields they’d driven past on their way up here. Nibbling on her earlobe, he let the feel of this amazing woman melting in his arms send darts of pure heat racing through his body.
A low moan escaped her throat, and the sound sent the last of his inhibitions fleeing. He wanted her more than wanted anything else in his life, and it was quite obvious that she wanted him too. To hell with slow wooing and sappy bouquets of flowers.
Picking her up, he carried her to the nearest of the two beds and laid her on it. Impatiently tugging his clothing off, he tossed it carelessly on the floor before he lay down beside her.
He watched, fascinated, as the pink tip of Khloe’s tongue peeked out from between her lips, wetting them quickly before it disappeared back into her mouth. He wondered what it would feel like on his cock, dismissing the thought as quickly as it came. Maybe later. Right now he wanted to feel the full silken length of her body pressed against him while he sunk his cock deep into her waiting pussy.
Khloe’s hands went to the tiny buttons holding the front of her shirt closed, sliding the pearly fasteners out of their holes one at a time. The material parted slowly, revealing a tiny scrap of black lace restraining the magnificent mounds of her breasts.
She wriggled out of the shirt, staring deep into his eyes. A mischievous smile curved the sweet outline of her lips as she splayed her fingers across her belly, and slid them toward the fastener of her low-riding jeans.
Enough! Sizzling flames of erotic heat raced through him, and his cock grew impossibly harder. Growling deep in his throat, Nick rose onto his knees and straddled Khloe’s legs. Reaching down, he unsnapped the button and grasped the waistband of her deliciously tight jeans.
It took mere seconds to pull them down over her hips and chuck them aside. He paused, drinking in the sight of her lying on the bed with her hair tousled in disarray. His fingers itched to rip the creamy black lace of her bra and panties from her body. She was perfect!
Her dark eyes smouldered with passion and she locked her gaze on his as she reached up to grasp his cock in her hand. “Who knew.”
“Knew what?” His brow furrowed.
“That under all that auditor-type disguise, you were hiding this.” She circled his shaft with her hand, slowly stroking down the length.
He snorted at the soft laughter in her voice. “Woman, I am going to fuck you until you won’t be able to summon enough energy to smile, let a laugh at me.”
“Oh, Nick.” She shook her head softly. “I’m not laughing at you but I am more than willing to let you fuck me as long and hard as you want to.”
How was a man supposed to react to that? The woman was determined to seduce him, and he certainly didn’t want to disappoint her. It was a bit confusing, though. He was used to doing some begging before a woman let him progress much past the kissing stage. He had to admit having Khloe make the first move was a novelty he could learn to enjoy.
Lowering his head, he swiped his tongue across one deliciously dark nipple before sucking the tempting bud into his mouth. Damn, she tasted every bit as good as he’d imagined. Laving his tongue across her ample bosoms, he took his time to give her breasts the attention they deserved.